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No Frame of Reference #12

Section: No Frame of Reference | August 30th, 2009

Number three in a series of resources to help us Abide, Arch-Dudeship Dwayne Eutsey suggests another funny but deep film with a chewy moral center — Dazed and Confused. In a day and age where everyone is an extremist, Richard Linkater’s 1993 film helps remind us that the middle path is the one where the groove is.

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The Ecstasy Files?

Section: Dudespatches | August 28th, 2009

We here at the Dudespaper don’t put much trust in conspiracy theories. Sometimes, however, the truth behind them can be even wilder than the theory itself. Chalupa reports on some crop circles were popping up in Tasmania recently. You’ll never believe the explanation — even stoic Agent Mulder would crack a smile.

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Dude-Duder-Dudeist #6

Section: Dude-Duder-Dudeist | August 28th, 2009

Learn Dudeism by easy example.

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The Duderino Groove

Section: Pin Dudeism | August 26th, 2009

Hieronymus Moondog mixes his jiggers and jigs by cutting the rug in the bar and explaining the DSC (Dudeist State of Consciousness), which when practiced properly invokes the celebrated “Duderino Groove.”

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The Antidote for Anti-Dudes

Section: Sermons From the Sofa | August 25th, 2009

Following the laws of yin-yang, as Dudeism expands, so do the Anti-Dudes. While most people out there seem to dig the easygoing Dudeist way of life, there are some — it is called undudeness — who cannot take it easy in the true sense of the word. Rev. Andrea Favro takes a look and offers some explanations.

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Great Dudes in History: Nietzsche

Section: Great Dudes in History | August 24th, 2009

Many people think that old Fred Nietzsche was an uptight sourpuss with an I-am-the-walrus mustache. Apart from the mustache, they’re just not privy to the old shit—Nietzsche was actually a Great Dude. He championed free-thinking and individuality and getting high. It’s a bummer that Nazis and Nihilists continually misinterpret his ideas. Dudermensch Kris Harrison sets the record straight.

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Strongly Vaginal #1

Section: Strongly Vaginal | August 23rd, 2009

Proud we are to welcome our new special lady columnist, Rev. Wendy Nixon, and her column which presents a female Dudeist point of view. She’s really helping us conceive, man!

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You Might Be a Dudeist If… #1

Section: You Might Be a Dudeist If... | August 23rd, 2009

Our easy-takin’ new column by Rev. Bradley Ducak strives to solve that eternal question: Are you a Dudeist or not? Well, aren’t you? Well…yeah!

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The Dude Abides Free Book Contest

Section: Lebowskia | August 21st, 2009

Hey listen up, you might win something! The publisher of the soon-to-be released book on The Coen Brothers, entitled The Dude Abides is having us alert readers of The Dudespaper that they can get a free advance copy right now! You just have to be one of the first 100 to respond. So pin your diapers on and read this article to get privy to the free shit! [UPDATE 8/21, 9pm---100 people signed up so the contest is over. Sorry!]

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The Tao Dude Ching!

Section: The Editorial We | August 18th, 2009

The new holy book’s here! The new holy book’s here! The uncompromised first draft of the Tao Dude Ching, a book which really helps tie our ruminations together, is finally finished, on-line and far-out.

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Keeping the Baksheesh #3

Section: Keeping the Baksheesh | August 18th, 2009

Rev. Ryan Colt Weber regularly helps us find ways to save cash, but he won’t go so far as to live on no money at all. However, there are some dudes who have totally achieved at not achieving wealth. On purpose, too!

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Dudeism at the Movies

Section: Dudespatches | August 13th, 2009

Well the Dudeism public relations Gran Torino keeps chugging along down the trail. We’re now featured in a commercial by Volkswagen - Da Fino’s automobile of choice. It’s all for a good cause - supporting independent cinema.

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Living in an Un-Dude World

Section: Guest Columns | August 13th, 2009

Any good magazine worth its salt (and/or tequila) must have lists of tips to help get through the whole durn human sit-com. Timmy Dude provides a few helpful hints on how to avoid having a rough day. Way to go Timmy!

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Ensuring the Freshness of Your Life Cream

Section: What Exactly is the Problem | August 11th, 2009

Creamy goodness. That’s what life’s all about. But as we all know, cream can go bad. Rev. Headie Bean shows us how the Dude’s cream-sniffing at the beginning of The Big Lebowski should be a lesson to us all — a guide to aid us in all our pursuits to find the cream of our proverbial crops. Cream and Kahlua — they are the yin and yang, the light and dark side of the Dudeist force.

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Jesus, Man, Can You Change the Channel? - Dudeism on the Radio

Section: Dudespatches | August 6th, 2009

Dudeism has been getting a lot of press attention lately, and suddenly the radio folks have been calling us up and inviting us to blather on the air. The hosts can be either good men and thorough, or real reactionaries living in the past. Listen to two interviews the Dudely Lama recently gave — a strike and a gutter each.

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Welcome to the DUDER Bar

Section: Pin Dudeism | August 4th, 2009

Aum, my lordy. In this installment of Pin Dudeism, our swizzle-stick-swami Hieronymus Moondog gets exposed to some Tibetan Dudeism. Real creamery Buddha!

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And Now, a Little Feminism

Section: Sermons From the Sofa | August 4th, 2009

Too many critics see films like The Big Lebowski as somehow pandering to an audience uncomfortable with the female formula. Our roving reporter Chalupa stands up for the feminist-friendly among us Dudeists.

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Deeply Casual - The Blog

Section: Dudespatches | August 3rd, 2009

Soon the number of blogs in the universe will exceed the number of known particles. And most of them blow. Luckily there are a few that are Dudeist solvents for the soul. We feature one of them here.

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