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		<title>Have yourself a Dudely Holiday</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2011 03:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://dudespaper.com/have-yourself-a-dudely-holiday.html/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/abiglebowskichristmas_thumb-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="a-big-lebowski-christmas" title="a-big-lebowski-christmas" /></a>Rev. Stella Quinn returns to preach the gospel of Christmas - the original, unadulterated first draft. Christmas doesn't have to be an expensive drag--it can be a very dudely time indeed, so long as we abide by its deeper meaning.]]></description>
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		<title>Abiding Activism</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 15:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dudespaper.com/abiding-activism.html/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://dudespaper.com/abiding-activism.html/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dude1-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="dude" title="dude" /></a>Rev. Stella Quinn is back with her take on what it means to protest without placards, march without mantras, and occupy without going outside. Just because we're bereaved doesn't mean we have to hang out in cold public spaces and hold heavy signs. There are ways, dude...]]></description>
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		<title>When Life Hands You Lemons, Tell Life You Wanted a Beer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2011 13:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dudespaper.com/when-life-hands-you-lemons-tell-life-you-wanted-a-beer.html/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://dudespaper.com/when-life-hands-you-lemons-tell-life-you-wanted-a-beer.html/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cathelmet-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="cat-helmet" title="cat-helmet" /></a>Our pal Stella Quinn is back to share some sage advice and sympathy. When life throws you down in the dumps, you can't be worried about that shit. Or rather, you can. And in fact maybe you should throw a tantrum. The trick is to acknowledge (and even enjoy?) the gutterballs. They'll roll on by soon enough.]]></description>
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		<title>A Sermon on Dudeism</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 13:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://dudespaper.com/a-sermon-on-dudeism.html/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thedudeflying-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="the dude flying" title="the dude flying" /></a>Rev. Kevin Stillmock provides a good sermon and thurrah to inspire us to lodge ourselves against the abidement. It can be hard even for the most devout of us Dudeists to remain dude in all situations. It's not such a simple...you know? And yet, it is a simple plan. A Swiss fucking watch.]]></description>
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		<title>A Modern Interfaith Relationship: Dudeism and Pastafarianism</title>
		<link>http://dudespaper.com/a-modern-interfaith-relationship-dudeism-and-pastafarianism.html/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 04:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://dudespaper.com/a-modern-interfaith-relationship-dudeism-and-pastafarianism.html/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dudeismandpastafarianism2-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="dudeism-and-pastafarianism" title="dudeism-and-pastafarianism" /></a>Rev. Stella Quinn discusses that very common modern dillemma -- what if you're a Dudeist in a relationship with a Pastafarian? You'd be surprised how often people write in to tell us about this. No kidding. Rev. Stella discusses what it's like to be special friends with someone of a different Creedence. Those are good spaghetti burgers, dude.]]></description>
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		<title>Dudeism for Chicks</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 04:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://dudespaper.com/dudeism-for-chicks.html/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/dudeistchicks-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="dudeist-chicks" title="dudeist-chicks" /></a>Recently some in the media have accused Dudeism of being "phallocentric." This accusation will not stand! The Dudeocracy minds, dude! Rev. Stella Quinn discusses what it means to be a female Dudeist in this strongly imaginal article.]]></description>
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		<title>Dudeism for Christians</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 11:52:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://dudespaper.com/onward-christian-dudeists.html/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://dudespaper.com/dudeism-for-christians.html/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lebowskilastsupper1-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="lebowski last supper" title="lebowski last supper" /></a>As one of the many Christian Dudeists out there, Rev. PadreDelElToro sees a lot of Dudeism in Christianity and vice-versa. Only the central Dudeist message of that ancient faith has too often gone missing. Luckily, the good Padre is here to fit it right back in there. Why read the whole Bible? This article contains all you really need to know about The Jesus and what God blathered about.]]></description>
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		<title>The Solitary Slacker and Dudeism</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 06:07:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://dudespaper.com/the-solitary-slacker-and-dudeism.html/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/slackerjack1-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="slacker jack" title="slacker jack" /></a>In this candid and curious examination of what it means to be religious, Rev. Rhys Owens makes the case that having a comedy at the basis of your worldview may be the ideal form of idolatry. Is he havin' a laugh? Yes he is. And we should all join him.]]></description>
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		<title>The Bosom of the Pacific</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 09:15:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://dudespaper.com/the-bosom-of-the-pacific.html/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Hawaiian_Monk_Seal-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="Hawaiian_Monk_Seal" title="Hawaiian_Monk_Seal" /></a>As we've often said, it's no easy thing to take er easy. Rev. Noah Hess discusses how he was looking for peace of mind and found it not in meditation or books, but in the bosom of the pacific ocean.]]></description>
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		<title>Abiding and Nothingness</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Apr 2010 06:20:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://dudespaper.com/abiding-and-nothingness.html/"><img align="left" hspace="5" width="100" height="100" src="http://dudespaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/nihilistslebowski-thumb-100x100.jpg" class="alignleft wp-post-image tfe" alt="nihilists lebowski" title="nihilists lebowski" /></a>Rev. Kris Harrison stands up for nothing as he argues that nihilism isn't as bad as Uli, Franz and Dieter would make us otherwise believe. Rather than being a philosophy for dipshits with a nine-toed woman, it is in fact a very Dudely way of looking at the world.]]></description>
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