Feeding the X-Mas Monkey

Hey Dudes, if you’re trying to find that special something for a treasured Dudeist or Lebowski fan in your life, we’re working on trying to get a few Dudeism products out. Not sure if all of them will be ready in time for the big commercial hooplah-infested day of loving one another and eating too much, but we’re trying.

First out of the gate are some new clothing designs. We’ve opened up a new shop over at Spreadshirt. We still have stuff over at Printfection and Cafepress but we might migrate to Spreadshirt because we’ve heard that their style is very much worth digging.

Note that when and if you order, you can change the color of the clothing to whatever is available. There are lots of sizes and styles and we hope to add more soon.

Here are the designs:

Dudeist Priest
A take off of the hard rock band Judas Priest’s Logo:

Duder Genuine Priest
The Dude’s oat soda of choice was Miller Genuine Draft, so we made a Duder version of it. Note that we replaced the eagle with a leashed marmot:

Von Dude Flying Yin-Yang Bowling Ball
All the hipsters love the Von Dutch design, so we made a Von Dude logo, replacing their flying eyeball with a flying Dudeist yin yang bowling ball:

Von Dude Oval
The more basic Von Dutch design, Dudeified:

 

Another Kaucasian
We pay homage to both the Dude’s favorite drink and it’s main ingredient, Kahlua:

Duder Low Life
Another variation on a Miller Beer Logo. Speaks for itself!

Oh and by the way, over at our Printfection store we just added some drinkware (Speadshirt is all clothing). Here’s an example of a Dude Vinci Beer Stein, a Duder Genuine Dudeist Priest Beer Stein, and a Duder Low Life Stein.

There’s also coffee mugs and can coolers and other stuff over there with other designs (including the beloved Dudefish).

Thanks for helping us feed the monkey. We hope offering stuff to buy doesn’t seem undude or anything. Still, if you’ve got to buy stuff for people, you might as well help the Dudeist cause and spread the Dude word while you do it. Are we wrong?