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Dude-Duder-Dudeist #3

Section: Dude-Duder-Dudeist  | Date: November 17th, 2008


Dude:
Having a lady friend.

Duder:
Having coitus.

Dudeist: 
Just helping her conceive, man!

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by Andrea Miranda Atenas

 

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12 Responses to “Dude-Duder-Dudeist #3”

  1. Andrea Dudette on November 17th, 2008 4:42 pm

    :D

  2. Brother John on November 18th, 2008 5:38 am

    Fuck it.

  3. Andrea Dudette on November 18th, 2008 1:17 pm

    Oh! you don’t like sex, Mr. Brother John.

  4. Dude1967 on November 18th, 2008 1:45 pm

    You mean coitus?

  5. jeffdude on November 18th, 2008 2:25 pm

    it’s a natural, zesty enterprise

  6. Andrea Dudette on November 18th, 2008 4:40 pm

    Vagina

  7. Sister Carole Ann on November 22nd, 2008 1:58 pm

    Wow! Too cool! I can’t remember your name, but 25 orgasms and you’re still awake? Let’s get together again sometime…

  8. Windbell on November 23rd, 2008 4:13 pm

    Granted, Labowski’s a good flick and good introduction to Dudieism, but I prefer American Beauty; less stoner stuped.

    What are your thoughts, pray-tell.

  9. Sloppy Joe on November 23rd, 2008 7:57 pm

    I was talking about my rug…

  10. Notoriowski on November 24th, 2008 5:19 pm

    Yah, well- that’s just like, Windbell’s opinion, man!

    This rug ain’t tying anything together!

  11. The Dudely Lama on November 24th, 2008 6:14 pm

    Uh, if euphemisms are in order I’d say the rug in question was tying the x and y chromosomes together. Which makes some men uncomfortable.

  12. thedudeofsavannah on September 9th, 2010 6:52 pm

    1 and 2 are done but 3′s gotta wait a while, there’s something you gotta know about the dude…

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