For those of you not yet privy to the new shit, The Church of The Latter-Day Dude now has the answer to your prayers.
The Brotherhood Shamus (The Monastic Order of Dudeism) has recently installed St. Da Fino’s Virtual Shrine of Our Special Lady. Read about how to become a Dudeist Monk and how to get Our Special Lady to help you get your rug back, or help your lady friend conceive, or solve the case, or whatever. Your query will be delivered to high heaven.
The Arch Dudeship says
Join with me, fellow Dudeists, in a chant we do at the monastery: