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Duder Verse #1

Section: Duder Verse  | Date: October 16th, 2012

joedudeBy Rev. Ciaran Malone

Behind painterly saintly veiled pale stars
Astride a looming bloomin’ fool
Lies a simply laying creak of water
And a favorable amount of silver glass.

Too much bedside wine ‘n whiskey
Snoopy seeps, on his little house in time
“My life has no purpose, no direction, for me"
"And yet somehow I’m happy and kind."

And then there was this bearded dude
Who talked bout’ taking care of the widows
Supremely reamin’ he said – never crude –
As he navel gazed down his nose;
"The widows and the fatherless, man"
"Where they go, The Dude goes."

lao tzuAnd how about that smart Brit
Now he said something that really hit
To paraphrase his deduction
"Man, goodwill, it’s immune to all this shit
"It’s like …"Fuck off gravity!" and keeps goin’ up"
Quite interesting, really ties the moral together, innit?

Now I know what you’re thinkin’
This is all a bit too simple
"Be excellent to each other, that’s it?"
Well I’ve got a smile to prove this –
Be excellent to each other
stephen fryThat’s it.



Hey any poets out there want to pen some far out verses concerning Dudeism? Send them to us and maybe we’ll publish them.

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4 Responses to “Duder Verse #1”

  1. govna on October 22nd, 2012 8:21 pm

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    Is this ah,
    What verse is this?

  2. Doctor Joe on November 19th, 2012 6:58 pm

    Good start. Sounds like a little of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure mixed in!

  3. digitalDude on February 6th, 2016 3:21 pm

    Roses are red,
    Violets are purple

  4. digitalDude on February 6th, 2016 3:22 pm

    ( I reach out and
    give you purple nirples )

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