Come on man, Iâm not trying to scam anyone hereâ¦Iâm just aâ¦let me explain something to you Mr. Newt Gingrich (a.k.a. the âScrooge-Grinchâ). Your comment that those in The Occupy Wall Street Movement need to âgo get a job, right after you take a bathââ¦well man, thatâs just like your opinion, and ah…fuck it. That expression will not stand!
Did it ever occur to you sir that youâre the scumbag, paraquat, and goldbricker thatâs a fake if ever I saw oneâ¦Taking 1.8 million from the corrupt Freddie Mac while micturating on the rugs of others is clearly a plot throw everyone off the caseâ¦itâs all a goddamn fake…Itâs like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefitâ¦
Just because we are bereaved about our fellow 99%ers that were gunned down with pepper spray doesnât make us sapsâ¦No, I do mindâ¦the Dude mindsâ¦this will not stand you knowâ¦this aggression will not stand, manâ¦
And you think you have what it takes to be in charge of the free world?â¦What is this bullshit, man? I don’t fucking care! But you’re not fooling me! You might fool the tea party and the square community, but you wonât fool the Jesus! It’s bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man!â
Now Mr. Screwt Gingrinch, youâre being verrrrry undude in your contempt for the Working Class, Teachers, Blue Collar Workers, and the rest of us 99%ers of this country. Do you think I could get some that action with those credit swaps sold by AIG on those fraudulent government backed mortgage securities backed by your buddies at Freddie Mac and that your 1% buddies on Wall Street and the Banks sold to Freddie Mac and the rest of the saps out there? It’s uh… uh… it’s down there somewhere, let me take another lookâ¦So thatâs why you guys hope your cronies in congress keep propping up and giving AIG moneyâ¦That’s fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly. That’s a Swiss fucking watchâ¦Got to keep the bookie afloat so you can come up with more clever scamsâ¦Far out.
Oh youâre not wrong Gingrinch, youâre just an assholeâ¦But itâs truly a bummer for the rest of us, the 99%, who the 1% community donât give a shit about…we get left holding the ringerâ¦I hear you nowâ¦âGET A JOBâ¦TAKE A BATHââ¦And thatâs exactly what we did: took a bath in your bad bets, Mr. Gingrinch, which happened to slow the whole worldâs career lately. And now you add insult to injury by throwing marmots in our tub while we try to wash off the dirt of your muck weâve fallen face down in!
Watching you Iâm reminded of what well could be considered your unauthorized biographies: The Grinch That Stole Christmas and A Christmas Carol.
Are there no prisons?â¦And the union workhouses – are they still in operation? Oh, from what you said at first I was afraid that something had happened to stop them in their useful course. I’m very glad to hear it.
[Ebenezer Scrooge, from A Christmas Carol
by Charles Dickens]
And of your Grinchy compeer it was said:
You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch, Your heart’s an empty hole, Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch, I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
â¦You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch, You’re a nasty wasty skunk, Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch, The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
[From The Grinch Who Stole Christmas by Dr. Seuss]
So, in wrappinâ er up, please Mr. Screwt Gingrinchâ¦go back to your lair and leave us the fuck alone!
Okay, time for that bath you recommended. Mind if I burn a jay?
Rev. Mark Mac
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